Kung Fu Cubicles

Office politics has never been this violent.   This is a world where characters get assassinated in the most literal sense of the word.  It is where backstabbing leads to hospital stays, and fighting for budget involves the use of dangerously sharp objects.  Within the pastel walls and carpeted corridors of Singacorp Corp, a seething battle rages among the employees, all of whom have crazy-cool combat abilities. Outwardly, employees appear as normal button-down corporate types.  But when things get down, the folks in this office trade their power suits for power ups.  The sedate cubicle environment becomes the setting for exceedingly vicious fighting sequences. The different departments in this crazy corporation all practice different schools of martial-arts.  They are all at each other’s throats all the time.  Engineering hates Marketing, who loathes HR, who would love nothing better than to completely destroy Tech Support.  The simple task of getting a fresh ream of photocopy paper requires one to defeat the Supplies Clerk in one-on-one combat.  Watching over all this insanity from his office suite is The Boss.  Through subterfuge and trickery, he has managed to get his hands on the “Business Plan”, which makes him invincible.   Nobody else in the company has the power to challenge The Boss.  Instead, they fight among themselves to gain dominance and perhaps change the balance of power.  The departments engage in all sorts of underhand tricks.  Spies, lies, and blinded eyes are just some of the tools used in their no-holds-barred battles.

 

This is the world of Kung Fu Cubicles!